January 2010
39 posts
Slacking off on Tumblr > Writing an English...
Thyme.
Mom: *looks for thyme to spice the beef burgundy* Ashley, Do you know where the time is?
Ashley: *looks down solemnly* I've lost track of thyme...
Mom: No, seriously, have you seen it? did we run out?
Ashley: You never know just how much thyme you have until it runs out... you can't anticipate losing thyme, can you? I'm not going to lose thyme. Not at all.
Mom: But I still need some...
My trombone teacher has a mustache.
Eternal Sunshine :]
Clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.
“I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to...”
– Douglas Adams (via constantflux) (via quote-book)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
“We’ll always find a way. No one can keep us apart as long as we want to be...”
“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing....”
– Mark Twain (via iamtea-rriffic) (via quote-book)
I'm long overdue for an online shopping spree.
Juno
Juno: I'm just like losing my faith with humanity.
Mac: Can you can narrow that down for me?
Juno: I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good.
Mac: You mean like couples?
Juno: Yeah, like people in love.
Mac: Are you having boy troubles? Because I gotta be honest with you; I don't much approve of dating in your condition, 'cause well... that's kind of messed up.
Juno: Dad, no!
Mac: Well, it's kind of skanky. Isn't that what you girls call it? Skanky? Skeevy?
Juno: Please stop.
Mac: Tore up from the floor up?
Juno: That's not what it's about. I just need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever.
Mac: Well, it's not easy, that's for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for 10 years now and I'm proud to say that we're very happy. Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.
Juno: Yeah. And I think I've found that person.
Mac: Yeah sure you have - your old D-A-D! You know I'll always be there to love you and support you no matter what kind of pickle you're in... Obviously.
Juno : Dad, I think I'm just going to, like, shove out for a sec, but I won't be home late.
Mac : Ok. You were talking about me right?
“Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you...”
– Mac MacGuff, Juno
(One of my favorite quotes :D)
So yeah. I want this prom dress :D →
Say Anything = an awesome movie
D.C.: Lloyd, why do you have to be like this?
Lloyd: 'Cause I'm a guy. I have pride.
Corey: You're not a guy.
Lloyd: I am.
Corey: No. The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy.
Who's the cutest? →
thegirlwhonever:
Picker upper.
LOVE. :D
Say Anything :D
Diane: Nobody thinks it will work, do they?
Lloyd: No. But you just described every great success story.
“The only true currency in this bankrupt world… is what you share with...”
– Lester bangs
“I was hiding under your porch because I love you.”
– Dug (<3)
trujie:
“I Loves You Porgy” performed by Billie...
“You can never replace anyone because everyone is made up of such beautiful...”
– Before Sunset (via julie911) (via quote-book) (via yourhappyplace) (via happythings)
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wearephat:
true-jello:
wearephat:
Olivia and I have talked and we agree that fife corps needs at least one more party.
We can have it for Valentine’s and bake cupcakes, or for Easter and have an Easter Egg Hunt, or Presidents Day and dress up like Abe, or ST.PATRICKS DAY!!!!, or Earth Day and plant a tree. so we think this would be perfect and awesome, BUT a certain someone shouldnt be told...
It's Mathtacular!
wearephat:
3.14 spells PIE backwards ^o^
Hey guess what Fabio I’m like 50 feet away from you and I’m reblogging you.
My trombone-y-ness
wearephat:
Olivia and I have talked and we agree that fife corps needs at least one more party.
We can have it for Valentine’s and bake cupcakes, or for Easter and have an Easter Egg Hunt, or Presidents Day and dress up like Abe, or ST.PATRICKS DAY!!!!, or Earth Day and plant a tree. so we think this would be perfect and awesome, BUT a certain someone shouldnt be told cause … yeah, and i think...
I just realized that the band trip to disney is...
:/
Shhhhhhhh. Haaaaaaa.
Required vocalizations in two of our new orchestra peices. We’re pretending to be steamboats :DDDD
“All morons hate it when you call them a moron.”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 6
“There is no worse sound in the world than someone who cannot play the violin but...”
– Lemony Snicket
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who...”
– Lemony Snicket
Each package of Ramen contains about 167 feet of...
ohyeahfacts:
(source via TallWhitney)
A Truj Apology
Allison: I'm sorry for being a bitch.
Ashley: I'm sorry for being a whore.
Both: awwwww!!!